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When Anger Turns to Sex
An unexpected ending with the asshole neighbor
Gina had had enough.
Numerous times, the neighbor Jordan had allowed his dogs to defecate in her front yard without cleaning it up; he played loud music all night long, despite her frequent requests to turn it down so she could sleep for her difficult job at City Hall; he would even let his dog do its business right by her mailbox, making it disgusting to do a simple task as retrieving the mail.
That day, she woke up to him having blocked her driveway with a large U-Haul. That meant he’d be moving, which was perfect. She couldn’t wait to get rid of that prick.
But that also meant she couldn’t leave for a doctor’s appointment.
Gina marched over to his front door and knocked harshly, making his dog bark viciously as Jordan yelled at him, “Don’t worry, buddy, I got it. It’s probably just — “
He paused as he opened the door and laid eyes on Gina, quickly scowling.
“Problem?”
“Problem?!” Gina exclaimed. “Your U-Haul is blocking my driveway, and I have an appointment!”
“Well, I don’t have anywhere else to put it.” He crossed his arms and smirked, gesturing at his driveway packed with various pieces of furniture. “My driveway is…
