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Here’s Why I Don’t Wear Panties
I have pretty good reasons, I assure you
Years ago, I owned a massive array of cute and sexy panties. Thongs, g-strings, lace, cute prints, boy shorts…you name it, I had it. I wanted cute underwear for every sexual occasion.
Then, one day, I said, “Fuck this shit.”
Why?
They suck.
Those sexy little g-strings and thongs are fantastic to look at but man, they are uncomfortable. I used to chant this silly little mantra to myself that “beauty is pain” to get myself through shit like plucking my eyebrows and pulling on scratchy-textured panties that did nothing for my soft, sensitive skin. Eventually, comfort became preferable, and it is definitely not comfortable to have that little string flossing your butt. Sorry, fellas, but it’s just not fun for us (at least, not for me.) Maybe for some sexy photo shoots, but on a daily basis, I’m gonna need to feel as comfortable as possible. Panties don’t do that for me.
I’m a time saver.
I realized that the panties were just going to come off anyway — it’s the inevitable result of me seeing a naked human who wants to fuck me. I try to be as efficient as possible in all aspects of life and panties are an unnecessary barrier (unless I’m roleplaying and want…
